Dear Masha, Fuji carefully wrote on her parchment and proceeded to lose any idea what to write to her dear friend.
Fuji was really confused. Ira, Elza and Asya, a really nice girl from Hufflepuff, took her to see the muggle London and what a truly confusing experience it was!
It is my first night in the muggle London, and I can't explain how amazed I am by what I've seen here. I know you've been here before, and I don't know why you've never told me how crazy muggles are! I also can not understand why I am speaking as if I am from one of Austen novels.
As you know I joined Ira and Elza on their journey after I finished all the homework for arithmancy. Asya (who is a Hufflepuff, but yet so cunning you'd love her) will be joining us later today. So our plan was not a master piece: I arrive to London, find the studio we are renting near King's Cross station and rest for a while waiting for Asya. I didn't think I might need any help with it. I even helped some fellow magical people who arrived with me via Heathrow Portkey Service. And then when I was ready to go explore the amazing tube muggles use for transportation I was told it was out of service so I was forced to take a bus. Merlin, how happy I was with a spelled luggage I borrowed from my good friends back home. The thing I wasn't so happy about? My spelled boots, or should I say the cursed ones! I bought them especially for that journey and I found them to be impossible to wear. All in all I found the bus, it took me to Hammersmith, I went searching for boots for a few moments, but muggles shops are crazy so I got tired really fast and went looking for the magical (or not so magical since it was used by muggles) tube. And oh my god, I found it lacking. The cars were tiny! I imagined Hagrid inside one and laughed so hard! It probably explains the magic of the tube: sneaky muggles stole it from hobbits when they left London 700 years ago! I need to ask Katia when I come back to Hogwarts. All in all I arrived safely. And then I promptly got lost. I even approached a random girl to ask her for directions and she recognized me immediately as a Hogwarts student (I guess Ira was right, my robe isn't the best idea of dressing here). Guess what, her name is Sylvia and she's muggle born witch and she works in the muggle London! She helped me a lot and I safely reached my destination.
The studio we rented is tiny. Unfortunately I can't use the charms we studied last year to make things bigger on the inside, because muggle journey! No cheating! Argh! I love cheating! I boldly cheat!
Anyway, as soon as I checked in our studio I went exploring. As in: I went on a shopping spread. I bought some boots (cheap, oh so cheap), some warm sweaters to wear instead of my robe and so and so. I left my robe at the studio so I looked pretty muggle. I even got asked questions about buses and the tube. I am so good at blending in.
Being somewhat exhausted (crazy. Muggle. Shops.) I went back to the studio and explored it. Oh my god, all the shiny muggle things! No idea what to do with them, but shiny! I'll show you pictures later.
Ira and Elza left me a note, they are out in the Science Museum (I'm so going there, I want to see what muggles make of things), I'm lying in a bed writing this letter to you and waiting for Asya still. She's got a portkey to st Pancras so she's yet to see the stolen magical tube of hobbits. As soon as she's here we'll go hunting for food. I'm so hungry, I can eat everything and then some more.
Today was super crazy. I'll write you again tomorrow.
Yours, Fuji.