22.10.2012 в 15:00
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Пишет Фуджи-сан:A SCENE FROM A HOGWARTS LIBRARY.
- Wait, - Ira said again, looking at the book puzzled. - So a werewolf bites you, and you become a werewolf.
- Yes, - confirmed Fuji, for the fifth time this hour.
- And every full moon you turn into a wolf?
- Yes.
- Like completely turn into a wolf? Not just ears or a tail?
- Huh, it would have been silly if it worked like that, wouldn't it? - said Fuji and looked at Ira. - You have the strangest ideas sometimes.
- And there is no alpha power over someone you turned into a werewolf?
- No! What does alpha power even mean?
Ira opened her mouth, but Fuji continued:
- I told you, it's as simple as it gets: you get bitten, you become a werewolf, nothing else. Let's move on to the next topic? The test is tomorrow and we spent an hour on werewolves!
- But it's so confusing, - murmured Ira turning pages of her DADA textbook.
OMAKE.
- Okay, orcs are next, - said Ira, and Fuji beamed:
- Ah, the nice ones for once!
- How are orcs nice? - inquired Ira, and Fuji started to explain something.
- Why am i friends with you? - groaned Elza trying to bury her head in the textbook.
- You! - said Ira and Fuji in unison. - Let's talk fairies!
- Yes, - agreed Elza easily. - Let's talk Bono!
Fuji moaned loudly:
- Why are we so bad at this?
EVEN LATER.
- Oh will you shut up, - said Masha, and Fuji jumped surprised. – I have five more inches of essay to write!
- Ah, - said Fuji settling down, - I love your essays, can I read it later? What is it about?
- Dead boys, - said Masha, still grumpy because she was distracted, but pleased someone was interested in her work.
- You mean zombies? – asked Taisa who was sitting at the table next to them.
- You are so new, - said Ira.
- I mean dead boys, - said Masha. Behind her back Fuji was making big eyes at Taisa, mouthing “Don’t ask!”
- But I love dead boys, - said Taisa, her voice hurt.
Masha’s eyes sparkled dangerously.
- Ah, - tried to change topic Fuji, - so how long is your essay going to be?
- Seventeen inches, - said Masha, sending last glance at Taisa and turning back to Fuji, Ira and Elza.
- Sounds about right for a dead boy, - smirked Elza.
- Oh you, - Ira smiled, - do we have a size talk again?
- But he’s dead, it’s like vampires all over again: there’s no blood circulation, so all those inches are such a waste.
- Fuji! – cried Ira while Elza was trying to not laugh at the library.
Masha hated them all. Ira loved being in Hogwarts.
NEXT MORNING.
- Oh my god, what should I do with you! – exclaimed Katia, looking at Fuji and Ira sitting at the same table with heads held low: - I know, Ira, that you can write a good N-17 rated fiction, but not about the goblin wars, please! These are essays, I need to mark them, and how do I do that with only one chapter available, Fuji? I expect the updates from you, daily.
где-то в гуглопочте- Wait, - Ira said again, looking at the book puzzled. - So a werewolf bites you, and you become a werewolf.
- Yes, - confirmed Fuji, for the fifth time this hour.
- And every full moon you turn into a wolf?
- Yes.
- Like completely turn into a wolf? Not just ears or a tail?
- Huh, it would have been silly if it worked like that, wouldn't it? - said Fuji and looked at Ira. - You have the strangest ideas sometimes.
- And there is no alpha power over someone you turned into a werewolf?
- No! What does alpha power even mean?
Ira opened her mouth, but Fuji continued:
- I told you, it's as simple as it gets: you get bitten, you become a werewolf, nothing else. Let's move on to the next topic? The test is tomorrow and we spent an hour on werewolves!
- But it's so confusing, - murmured Ira turning pages of her DADA textbook.
OMAKE.
- Okay, orcs are next, - said Ira, and Fuji beamed:
- Ah, the nice ones for once!
- How are orcs nice? - inquired Ira, and Fuji started to explain something.
- Why am i friends with you? - groaned Elza trying to bury her head in the textbook.
- You! - said Ira and Fuji in unison. - Let's talk fairies!
- Yes, - agreed Elza easily. - Let's talk Bono!
Fuji moaned loudly:
- Why are we so bad at this?
EVEN LATER.
- Oh will you shut up, - said Masha, and Fuji jumped surprised. – I have five more inches of essay to write!
- Ah, - said Fuji settling down, - I love your essays, can I read it later? What is it about?
- Dead boys, - said Masha, still grumpy because she was distracted, but pleased someone was interested in her work.
- You mean zombies? – asked Taisa who was sitting at the table next to them.
- You are so new, - said Ira.
- I mean dead boys, - said Masha. Behind her back Fuji was making big eyes at Taisa, mouthing “Don’t ask!”
- But I love dead boys, - said Taisa, her voice hurt.
Masha’s eyes sparkled dangerously.
- Ah, - tried to change topic Fuji, - so how long is your essay going to be?
- Seventeen inches, - said Masha, sending last glance at Taisa and turning back to Fuji, Ira and Elza.
- Sounds about right for a dead boy, - smirked Elza.
- Oh you, - Ira smiled, - do we have a size talk again?
- But he’s dead, it’s like vampires all over again: there’s no blood circulation, so all those inches are such a waste.
- Fuji! – cried Ira while Elza was trying to not laugh at the library.
Masha hated them all. Ira loved being in Hogwarts.
NEXT MORNING.
- Oh my god, what should I do with you! – exclaimed Katia, looking at Fuji and Ira sitting at the same table with heads held low: - I know, Ira, that you can write a good N-17 rated fiction, but not about the goblin wars, please! These are essays, I need to mark them, and how do I do that with only one chapter available, Fuji? I expect the updates from you, daily.
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22.10.2012 в 23:45